Monday, January 31, 2005

Lord save me from IT recruiters

Could someone explain to me what "Native Word" is? According to some IT recruiter who called me out of the blue, it's a completely different product from Microsoft Word which Microsoft produces that contains no macros. I tried to explain to the recruiter that Microsoft only has one "Word" program on the market, and that this "Native Word" was likely a euphemism. I was reminded how I knew someone in 1998 who worked for a man who put ads in the paper looking for candidates with at least 8 years experience in Windows 95. He pleaded with his boss, trying to explain the mathematical impossibility that someone would have so much experience with such a young product, but to no avail.

Now, I've likely missed a potential placing because of what is probably someone else's garbling of the English language.

Oy.

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