Sunday, August 15, 2004

Chainik Hocker to miss RNC: Shock, confusion, relief

My friend, the Chainik Hocker, is sorry to report that he missed his opportunity to plague the RNC with his presence. I am shocked, shocked, I tell you.

In all honesty, I think a better gig came along and he doesn't want to admit it. I smell conspiracy. Stay tuned.


At 11:43 AM, Blogger The Chainik Hocker said...

Yes, it's all a conspiracy. Wait were you are, the black helicopters will be along soon to collect you and send you for "re-education".

Besides, I will be blogging the demonstrations. I love the smell of tear gas in the morning! Smells like victory!


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